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morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.
Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?
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When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.
Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood
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When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
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the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
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when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.
I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.
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Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.
TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.
DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!
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