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a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
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A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
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A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"
"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
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The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.
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A Fart thats sound resembles the howl of a Wookiee. The sound usually consist of 2 or more syllables and contains lots of "R" and "OW" sounds.
Steve: "BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!"
Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!
Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.
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Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair.
I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
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When someone becomes enraged and commits and act of brute strength. Can also be used when someone yells unintelligibly while doing ludicrous things.
Bruh did you see Ryan last night? He went full wookiee at that house party.