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The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
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A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.
"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."
A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.
She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair
The act of having intercourse with a sheep whilst wearing a condom then, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed leaving the condom inside and the remaining semen is sucked from the condom while it remains inside the sheep, much a like a frube yoghurt.
Wow did you see the backside on that ewe? I’d give that a woolly frube any day!
A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.
A sexual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female's genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an Eastern Hemlock tree. Preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.
Guy 1: Those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! They must really love the environment.
Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.
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A member of the notorious Los Angeles moped club, The Woolly Bullies. These hooligans are known to ride fast mopeds, drink 40's, and play pinball.
That Woolly Bully just beat the shit out of me and stole my 40 of Mickey's!
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