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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth, you yell "GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
"Oh yeah baby, almost, almost there. Oh yeah. Oh I'm gonna cum! GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! I just won the world cup..."
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The glass that everyone drinks out of, due to lack of alcohol containers.
Pass that world cup around, I need to get drunk.
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BILLIONS watch it
with over 30 countries competing
the world cup is the biggest stage on earth
even if you hate footbal (as i do) you still have to watch as its just so gripping...the world cup is for europeans,africans,and south americans. its not really for americans as they think soccer is shit.
the world cup in england is amazing.when an england match is on
the roads are empty
during the cup,every single advert you see is about this amazing football tournament- from gillete razor blades,to macdonals,to car,tv,perfume/cologne adverts
its the biggest 5 weeks of your life!
if you come to europe or any other country apart from the USA you will see how big and how the world cup can dominate you life for its duration
people become so passionate about the cup,as you support your country.they leap and scream as someone scores a goal or is given a red card
the world cup provides drama that no fiction author could make up
"omg did you see when beckham missed thate penatly in the world cup"
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Greatest sporting event in the world, 32 international soccer teams participate to become world champions. Currently Italy are the world champions.
Brazil won the world cup in 2002. Italy won and Zidane headbutted in 2006.
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An event where North American kids manage to find "national pride" for a country that their great grandparents immigrated from. Not only do they have NO connection with this country, this false "national pride" disappears the second the World Cup is over.
Despite it being hailed as the event that brings countries together for a short while, it only succeeds in tearing them apart even further as football alliances tend to demonize the opposing country.
Kid: WOOO VIVA ITALIA MAMMIA MIA, LASANGA SPAGHETTINI WOOO
*after World Cup*
You: Hey, are you going to the Italian Culture Festival?
Kid: What's "Italian?"
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English Fan: MAN FUCK PORTUGAL THOSE BLOODDY MUTHA FUCKAS ELIMINATED US GRAWR RAWR RRAWRRARWGWRWARR
You: Name the capital of Portugal.
English Fan: Uhh...Portugal City?
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The Greatest Football Tournament in the World
32 of the world's Greatest teams(arguably)fight it out for two weeks every four years
Brazil have lifted the Trophy on 4 occasions
The greatest football fans in the world go to see the World Cup. unfortunately so do the English Hooligans
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An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.
Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
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