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A war involving a significant fraction of europe may retroactively be labelled a world war.
"Great War doesn't sound important enough -- let's call it a world war."
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Also known as, COD:WW or COD:WAW.
This game is Treyarch's fail attempt to make Call of Duty 4 in World War 2.
The only good thing about it is the Nazi Zombie game mode. And it's only fun when you get a Ray Gun.
Guy 1: Dude are you gonna buy Call of Duty: World At War?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard it was crap.
Guy 1: From who?
Guy 2: Everyone. Seriously, everyone.
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A call of duty game made in 2008 features fixed killstreaks for multiplayer, a 4 player campaign and a zobie mode.
Person 1: Wanna play call of duty world at war?
Person 2: Yeah we'll tear some noob ass wit my noobass tearer.
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The worst excuse for a Call of Duty game known to man, the only thing that makes this game worth 50$ is probably Nazi Zombies.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: What the fuck? You spent 50$ on that peice of shit? Damn you just fucking wasted your money!
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something that those European hippies are always starting but can't finish
and what's with their weird sexual fetishes?
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A fun world war II game, similar to that of Call of Duty 4. A game in which PrZ DismaY will shit on you in, number 1 gamebattles team. Even tough there are way too many 10 year olds who play this game its still fun to hear them cry afterwards.
PrZ DismaY will shit on you in Call of Duty: World at War
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Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
"Some of the World War II guys in 'Call of Duty' have, like, foreign accents... what's up with that?"
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