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More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
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An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.
Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"
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A hot Australian actor. born in perth, western australia on august 2 1976. has stared in films such as 'Rogue', 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar'.
Is extremely fit and makes girls swoon.
Girl 1: "Ohhh have you seen the new Sam Worthington film?"
Girl 2: yeah he is such a sex god!"
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cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.
That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthington.
A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota
Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah
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A used car salesman that had a dog named spot very famous
in the 1980's
Cal Worthington was a cowboy used car salesman that had these ridiculous commercials but made quite a bit of money
Sorry to say it's been a while
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corey worthington (aka delaney) is the greatest aussie icon to be named.
threw a massive party, which a whole lot of people showed up too.
got blamed for what happened even though the cops kept him inside and now is internationally famous.
australians should be proud to have someone in their country who has the guts to stand up to some fugly bitch who got her knickers in a knot just coz he was wearing his imfamous sunglasses.
quite attractive and 17 years of age,
he is no longer living at home and recently entered the Big Brother house as a "house guest".
he is great entertainment and has some of the best fashion sense around. bleach blond hair, yellow sunnies, hoodies nad a cap corey is rocking the scene like a hardcore party kid should.
person 1: "yo, dude check that guy out isn't he corey delaney?"
person2: "yea dude, oi corey man sick party"
corey: "actually it's corey worthington, but yea it was fucking awesome. if anyone asked you didn't se me here though alright. i'm running from my parents"
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