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1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.
1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.
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(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.
You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso
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when a hot italian girl does something kinky to you in bed, without first telling you that she is going to do it
"I was with this girl last night, and she pulled a Caruso on me. I was so scared, but I had to roll with it. She was hot, after all. I am not a man anymore."
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Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.
Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.
Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
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When two fingers in the anus isnt enough add five fingers for dramatic effect.
Male A: I so gave this chick the caruso last week.
Male B: Whats that. Two fingers in the poo?
Male A: NO,(Put on sunglasses)
Five in the pooooo.....
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another word for marijiuana, used predominently on the East Coast
(v.) Hey, let's go outback and Caruso
(n.) Do you have any Caruso for sale?
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