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Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"
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To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.
Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?
One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry
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trust me with your life not with your wife
trust me with your life not with your wife
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Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
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