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Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist from Sweden who writes Arpeggios FROM HELL. He doesn't need a real band or even a vocalist, just a drum machine, a bassist, and arpeggios, all FROM HELL.

Yngwie Malmsteen-It's hard to explain.

by Timbo Sven August 14, 2007

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Yngwie Malmsteen

Fucking amazing Sweedish Neo-classical guitarist who rips Vai and Satriani a new asshole.

Dude, Malmsteen plays the sexiest music ever.

by Love, Kowski January 14, 2004

93๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yngwie Malmsteen

A seemingly worthless (At least today) neo classical guiarist. He is known for popularizing neo classical metal. He was one of the first guitarists (Along with randy rhoads and others) to use very exotic scales and borque classical influences in his composition. About 95% of his stuff is mindless shredding, but his groundbreaking Rising Force album is full of classics!

Yngwie Malmsteen is fat... He doesnt even do anything... He just sits around and eats cheesecakes all day.

by lahunley September 28, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen is a guitarist. He plays fucking fast as hell, but his music is terrible.

Yngwie is pretty fast, but Steve Vai fucking buries him.

by Aces High November 30, 2003

83๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yngwie Malmsteen

Hendrix is the best.

And you all know it.

by hendrix August 1, 2004

75๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist that likes to play for way to long and takes up some of Satch and Vai's time.

Man, I went to G3 amd Yngwie Malmsteen took so long that Satch and Vai were only on for 10 minutes.

by MetalMoe June 11, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yngwie Malmsteen

Swedish guitarist and COMPOSER who is literally light years ahead of all the dumbed-down, power-chord limited MORONS out there and in here, who have not the intelligence or SOUL to recognize the Yngwie writes the greatest pieces and songs, so far superior to their little gimmick-laden tin gods, Vai and Satch, that their pathetic little minds can't wrap around even a fraction of the genius. And that he plays with INFINITELY more feeling and emotion, despite the vastly superior speed and technique - these morons think that effort and strain = emotion. They have not a clue about classical music and virtuosity.

So they say he sucks and his music is masturbation. Easy cop out for a bunch of talentless, brainless little worms!

Ritchie Blackmore + Jimi Hendrix + Allan Holdsworth + Al DiMeola + Paganini + Bach + Van Halen + Mozart + Uli Roth + Django Reinhart = some of Yngwie Malmsteen....

by FretMaster August 19, 2009

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