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A place that God* created as a back drop for people to model their "Urban Dictionary" t-shirts.
* - with apologies to the G-d of the Torah.
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When Yosemite national parked was bombed by a fugitive Alaskan fisherman.
Yosemite got fucking bombed.
Bombing of Yosemite
A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.
This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)
Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.
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More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.
Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?
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the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.
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A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.
Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
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