Yucaipa

Ahh, Yucaipa... The once calm, quite, redneck little town is now infested with tweakers and dumbass city slickers who like to live in a conservative town and bitch about it while smoking pot and doing meth... while continuing to bitch about the pot and meth. Trust me, all us Yucaipa grown hillbillies in our lifted trucks don't like you yuppie, ghetto, pieces of trash in our lil home town either. Yucaipa is known for its general public consisting of mostly nice, old, slightly racist white people. Although lacking things to do people knowing are piling into this city, building a house on every open field and next to chicken ranches and proceed to complain about the living in a town with nothing to do next to a chicken ranch. The traffic is getting bad too, but all the newcomers don't seem to care that they're ruining our town because they're too busy bitching about it not being another L.A. Also the commuters will run you down, ricers will cut you off and us rednecks will drive like assholes because you started it. Chances are if you're looking for Yucaipa on Urban dictionary you're probably one of those dumb kids coming from a bad area and just pissed cause it's not Comptonish enough for you. Overall a nice town with nothing to do, tucked away by the mountains. Don't move in unless you wanna wear cowboy boots, ride dirtbikes, see cows, and have bonfires and then go to Starbucks.

"909 number calling me, probably some redneck from Yucaipa"

"Who the fuck wants to move to Yucaipa, there's nothing to do"

"Don't fuck with Yucaipa locals, they'll tear up your lawn with their big pickup trucks"

Pro Tip- Stay away from the tweakers

You're offended by confederate flags? Be careful there aren't any safe spaces in Yucaipa

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yucaipa

bro nation!!! its a pretty shitty town where bros think they are the shit but they are not!! they are all little bitches and act like hard asses!!! it would be an alright town if there was more to do but there isnt shit to do sooo... but watch out for the gay mother fucking bros that think they are the shit with their big lifted trucks and what not!! they talk shit but dont really back it up!!
yucaipa is a crappy bro town!! the bros also think they are the shit at dirtbiking!

bro: hit me pussy!!!
kid: OK! (punch)
bro: o hell no im gonna beat ur ass!
kid: (beats the shit out of him)
bro: little faggot u better watch ur back!
kid: ok! what are u gonna do u cant back shit up!!
bro: (drives away in his lifetd truck)

bros have lifted trucks because the feel insicre about themselves and think tht haveing a lifted truck will help tht haha but it doesnt!! they think it makes them tuougher but they arent!! and they think they are cool cause they live in yucaipa.

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Yucaipa, Ca

Town full of AssHats w/big trucks & flags on it, tinted windows & SMALL PEE PEES. 90% Trump followers, predominantly White (10 % people who aren’t racist, open minded, White & Minorities believe in treating all people w/respect & true Christians or God fearing w/out an ounce of evil in their hearts. Close minded, Americana folk - not nice, the fed ups & the White Supremacy outweigh the good. Meetups include: old local bars, coffee hut, the three k’s, & sadly Stater’s. Ton of churches, pray tell, which one actually consists of “NON-hypocrites? Fun fact, owner of a “farm” filed a lawsuit against school districts who canceled field trips after said “farmer” social media posts that were “offensive” -“misogynistic.” Why would any decent human want their child on a field trip to an establishment ran by ass backwards, racist, sexist, egotistical, ignorant, narcissistic (sound familiar?) also known-social media posts about a great adventure had -participation unknown but photos were posted on “it’s” social media in Jan 2021. Yucaipa is Trump country (still a few flags up in dry ass weeds/trailer parks) do as u like, not as I do attitude & love of guns & country one common denominator, if you’re all alike & not “other” won’t face consequences from local government & police though it be known conflict of interest exists (like it’s controversial council) And there are so many illiterate people here (& grammar police), the local social media postings are both comical & an embarrassment.

You better settle in Yucaipa, Ca new builds on empty lots going like hot cakes” “Them cheap empty lots in Yucaipa, Ca” “Antifa got their asses whooped in Yucaipa! Wait, what you talking about? That wasn’t Antifa!

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People of Yucaipa

The people of Yucaipa (or at least the High School) include the following:
Bros- White guys/ girl (bro hoes) who live in their Metal Mulisha, Tap Out, and DC's. Usually, they have a bad attitude, and can be jerks, but occasionally, you'll find a bro who's pretty chill. They LOVE their bikes.
Bonkers- Well, a Bonker is basically Yucaipa's term for anyone who goes to raves, wears skinny jeans, snapbacks, either smokes weed, takes ecstacy, or some other drug regularly. They dress in a VERY flamboyant manner, and they usually all hang out together. Bros and Bonkers don't normally mix, but mingling with one another occasionally isn't anything unusual. Some may be sporting humongous hair, and very nicely groomed eyebrows.

Hipsters- Yucaipa isn't really known for it's hipsters, but their is quite a few. Hipsters here are usually introverted, and not very talkative, but they generally have the best taste in fashion here in Yucaipa. Not much to say about them.

A few things about Yucaipa:
- NOT all of us are "White Trash." Yes, many us of are. But look at the Bonkers, and you'll see the exact opposite.
- There is a very low African American population here. Of course, there's some. But not alot.
- Parties here are absolutely amazing. If you know where, who's, and which party to go to. You'll have a blast.

Yeah, People of Yucaipa are pretty lame

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yucaipa highschool

a trashy overcrowded school inhabited mostly by, wanna be emos, wanna be tough bros,fat slutty bro hoes , the occasional terrible football player, and even rarer: a normal person

Bro: you go to yucaipa highschool?

Normal person: im not some stupid bro, im homeschooled.

Bro: say that again ill mess you up!

Normal person: do it.

Bro: umm... *drives away in truck*

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Yucaipa, Ca

The Bible Belt of California. If you love Trump, racism, homophobia, ableism, sexism, xenophobia, and just downright hate the poor, then Yucaipa is a great place to raise your children.

A place where many racists are allowed to assault people, and not be punished, in any way!

A town that’s made national news 3 times in 2020. First two are for fake antifa Facebook posts, that a local apple farmer decided to spread all over town, which made the local macho, monster energy loving, big truck loving, gun toting, wannabe rednecks go to the bottom of the blvd and mob 50:3 on unsuspecting kids that pulled into the chevron.

The other was actually global news because a HUGE fire was started, when a couple lit a gender reveal firework, in the middle of an extremely dry summer, with many dry bushes around.

Meanwhile, the “women”, decked out in fox racing brand, accuse any woman they see of trying to steal their toothless, tweeker boyfriends, that have been in jail multiple times for possession, manufacturing, and not paying child support.

Yucaipa, Ca is the best place to live, if you’re a racist.

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