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When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.
The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.
hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!
A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.
I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.
Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni
They zamboned all night long.