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When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
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When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
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Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
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Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.
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The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.
hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!
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A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.
I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.
Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni
They zamboned all night long.
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