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Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni
They zamboned all night long.
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When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.
Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.
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An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.
While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.
It looks like he has a zamboner.
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it is a venetian surname please do not do what you are doing
good morning i'm federico zambon
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When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
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When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
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Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
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