Way of telling someone they are freaking out over nothing. Related to Monica Seles, of 90's fame.
"WHY ARE MY ENGLISH MUFFINS ALWAYS CUT UNEVENLY?"
"Whoa, Monica Zealous"
Psychological Phenomenon;
Occurs at the moment where one believes they are recieving special treatment, but comes to the realization that everybody recieves the same treatment. Symptoms include sadness, dissappointment, aporia, meaninglessness, and jealousy.
When I saw her cheating, I experienced an overwhelming feeling of Unustransomnibic zealous aporia.
In most cases its not gender specific and she\he hate showing their fears and them sad likes everyone she\he is always happy until you betray him\her she's loyal and most likely to become famous and always forgives but never forgets and loves sports especially football and netball and she keeps everyone in her heart