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The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.
man 1:
"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:
"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."
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In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.
"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me
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The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.
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A guy who can and will fuck anything a human or other animal can fuck.
Jim: hey man Zeus is not stopping with that pineapple
Dave: Yeah man how long is this gonna last
Zeus: FOREVER
The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.
The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.
Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.
In Greece they spell Zeus, ''Dias''
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The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist"
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.
Zeus is a greek god.
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The biggest womanizer/rapist of greek mythology.
Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.
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