zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

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Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

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Zilch

A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

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zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!

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Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.

I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.

Zilched

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!