zukes

A word used to refer to boobs.

"Yo man, if it wasn't for those zukes, that war pig would be a 2/10".

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Zuked

Jacking silly baka daddy off whilst sucking my own toes.

I zuked as he farted in my face.

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Zuke

When you tap one's shoulder and they look directly over it and they don't know who tapped them on the shoulder.

Man, i zuked my friend James

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Gad zukes

Exclamation of surprise, contemptand delight, almost always uttered following a fortuitoussuggestion, good idea or knowledge from one who you previously believed to be your inferior.

Bowsman Smee: "Why don't you keep Tiger-Lilly alive to use as bait to catch Peter Pan?"

Captain Hook: "Gad zukes Smee!"

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zuked

act of which a person leaves a hickey on another persons neck

Sam zuked Mike.
Mike ws zuked by Sam.
That girl zuked him.

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Zuking Off

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

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zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

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