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When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?
Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.
OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
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It is when Mark Zuckerberg nukes your account for violating the terms of service.
Your account gets marked for deletion, you get a punishment, etc.
"i just used a nazi symbol in one of my posts, later that day, my account got Zuked"
"I just called someone a fa***t in a comment, my account got Zuked."
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When someone taps you on one shoulder and goes on the other side of you
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Jacking silly baka daddy off whilst sucking my own toes.
I zuked as he farted in my face.
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Zuke is the name for the severed head of a unicorn, and Zukes are a group of people who take the Zuke as their mascot.
"We are the Zukes!"
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to get high smoking marijuana.
hey you want to go zuke after work?
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