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Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.

Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.

by Two Toke October 23, 2013

99πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


turkey

beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..

idiot spaz Turkey

by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011

41πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


turkeys

a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii

those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit

by nadia January 7, 2004

54πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


turkey

noun \ˈtΙ™r-kΔ“\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.

Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!

by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013

45πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


turkey

noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.

-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?

by Notapussy August 28, 2009

45πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Turkey

Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:

1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality

Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?

Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!

by Jake Friedman March 22, 2012

58πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


turkeys

BOOBS!

"tell me they look like turkeys"

by shanz0z December 11, 2008

44πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž