Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.
Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
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beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
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a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii
those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit
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noun \ΛtΙr-kΔ\
A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!
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noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.
-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?
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Turkey β a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesnβt know anything about what theyβre talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! Iβm going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
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