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A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.
Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.
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n. a crazy person, especially someone who purports to be a scientist or inventor who has discovered the answer to some important problem facing mankind, like curing all diseases, unlimited energy, levitation, aliens, etc.
He defends his claims with the most ridiculous pseudoscientific crankisms, and claims that the government/mainstream science/experts are suppressing the truth.
Sometimes cranks are businesspeople, selling such wares as Q-ray bracelets that align your chi using q ions to give you enhanced energy.
Probably the best known internet crank is Gene Ray, for his Time Cube site.
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Somebody you know that’s weird as fuck and crazy.
Guy 1: Bro you know that girl Sophie?
Guy 2: Yea what about her?
Guy 1: Yea she tried to bite my dick off, what a fucking crank.
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Crank (verb): stroke, as with a schlong; spank, such as with a monkey; lube (the chassis); beat (the cobb); wax
(tense) cranked, crankin', has cranked; "crankin' the shaft"
With big tits on my mind, I began crankin' my wang.
Since that honey wouldn't give me no trim, I cranked the shaft when I got home.
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to pleasure a man by masturbation
crank that bitch then supamanthat ho
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A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.
Joseph: Hey man this show is going great!
Scott: Yea man but you really need to Crank it on this next song.
Joseph: Sure thing Scott!
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someone who is a bit of a twat or annoying you
"shut up you crank"
" your boyfrind is a fucking crank"
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