hobbit

Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.

The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.

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Hobbit

a short lil' punk

That kid looks like a hobbit!

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hobbit

a short ass person.

Brittany is such a hobbit

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Hobbitting

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

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hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

hobbit

A penis especially when in a flaccid state.

You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !

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Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

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