Holy Shit

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

holy shit

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

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holy shit

A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit

Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!

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Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church

"Damn Bro Thats An Holy Shit"

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Holy Shit

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food

Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!

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holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

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