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Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.
"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"
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Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!
"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"
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When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
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A proposed pedestrian overpass directly from Mexico to Canada, completely skipping the U.S.A.
"pedestrian overpass to canada, that was my idea, I was gonna call it the 'spic-span'!"
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The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.
My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.
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Something I don't have much of.
*looses interest, stares in other direction*
What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.
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