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Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.
The Trojan condom is as advertised.
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The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.
Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.
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The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.
Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
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when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing
"Wait hun, you're advertising"
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In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
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