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The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.
Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.
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The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.
Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
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when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing
"Wait hun, you're advertising"
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Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
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In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
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the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
"an advertising agency"
advertisements collectively.
"despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"
Equal opportunity is a state of fairness in which job applicants are treated similarly, unhampered by artificial barriers or prejudices or preferences, except when particular distinctions can be explicitly justified.1 According to this often complex and contested concept,2 the intent is that the important jobs in an organization should go to the people who are most qualified – persons most likely to perform ably in a given task – and not go to persons for reasons deemed arbitrary or irrelevant, such as circumstances of birth, upbringing, having well-connected relatives or friends,3 religion, sex,4 ethnicity,4 race, caste,5 or involuntary personal attributes such as disability, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation.
advertising is my job