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When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".
I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.
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When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.
Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!
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After rough anal sex which causes bleeding, you use your blood covered cock to paint red streaks across your partners ass which ultimately looks like a sunset. This came to mind the first night I arrived in Afghanistan and saw the sunset and knew i was going to get fucked.
Since the flirtatious girl that Jake took home last night was just a one night stand, he decided to give her an Afghani Sunset to remember him by.
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A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.
Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
Guy #1: KINKY!
Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
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An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.
I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.
Babe: Oh Pablo,
My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?
Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!
Babe: My HERO!!
a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck
guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute
guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here
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When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.
He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.
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