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An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.
-David Thorne
-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.
Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.
text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x
When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.
Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"
Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."
Mark: "That's a game..."
Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."
The fear of Viagra.
It's almost like a sixth sense.
Sam enters room filled with boys.
Sam: Hey guys, it seems a bit off in here, what's going on?
Brandon: Yo we just got Viagra!
Sam: AHHHHHH, I have agoraphobia!!!!!
Brandon: Huh?
Sam sprints out of room frightened
fear of Viagra!
It's a sixth sense.
Sam walks into room filled with men
Sam: It feels different in here, is there Viagra?
Brandon: Yes, you have agoraphobia?
Sam: AHHHHHHHH, I'M AGORAPHOBIC!!!!!!!
Sam leaves room because of fear of Viagra.