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The United Kingdom.
No-one gets in or out without a permit.
I wanted to go on holiday to France, but it’s difficult to off of Big Alcatraz
An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.
Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.
Waterboarding someone with pizza grease
Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him
noun,adjective. A fat, stupid, annoying, interrupting, repeatative, and or anything that pisses you off.
That Broke Back Mountain movie was so Pure Alcatraz.
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A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.
Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!
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When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.
How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.
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A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.
Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'
Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."
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