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When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
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all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell
Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls
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When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
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A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.
Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.
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phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.
from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"
some phrse variations:
in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"
in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"
and so on.
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When you make a gutsy decision and pull it off flawlessly
Caddy Jim tells golfer Ben to lay up, golfer Ben ignores caddy Jim and knocks it to 5 feet, caddy Jim exclaims "All Cock"
All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.
P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu