You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

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You Can't Always Get What You Want

What is said by parents when their spoiled kids start asking for stuff they can't afford.

Michelle: So for my sixteenth birthday, I want Black Ferrari and a penguin.
Dad: You can't always get what you want.

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The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

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EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK?

In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.

THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.

Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.

So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.

This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"