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Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.
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an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
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haha.. armaDILDO, that's funny. okay so i don't know how to explain this apart from maybe making a picture in your mind about an armadillo with a dildo, yeah idk let's just see if it gets publish aye
i searched up 'armadildo' instead of 'armadillo' and i was not disapointed, hahahahahaha
Heavily weaponized dildo. No exceptions.
John: Look she's getting the armadildo out
Transla: That looks nice!