A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.
The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.
Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?
Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse
Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact
"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"
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Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.
Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails
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Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.
SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN
AN ARTIFACT
ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"
A term for the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden.
"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.