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A nice substence to consume.
Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.
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A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.
We went on holiday to Asbestos.
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drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"
last night he was asbestos
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Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.
The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.
Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.
(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)
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What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt.
"Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands."
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A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"
"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
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Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh
*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too
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