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The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
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The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
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A man that puts up a front of being wealthy to pick up women but does not have the actual money to back it up. Opposite of a "Sugar Daddy".
Hey, saw you out with that rich guy Saturday night Lawanda." "Nah, stay away from him, girl. He just acting rich, he got a roll of $1 bills that would choke a squirrel. He a Aspartame Daddy
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An artificial, slightly cheaper, but highly profitable sugar momma.
I don't need a sugar momma per say. I'd so fine with just an aspartame Dame.
A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
A sugar daddy that happens to also be a type-1 diabetic.
I can't be yo sugar daddy because high blood sugar sucks! I'm yo Aspartame Daddy.
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Aspartame is a artificial sweetener used in zero sugar things like Coke Zero, it is 200 times sweeter than sugar and is commonly fearmongored for causing cancer and being bad for your gut but there is no evidence showing this
Do you like aspartame? Yes I drink it everyday