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Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.
"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."
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"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
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1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
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An ass that looks like swiss cheese with cellulite.
That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.
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A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.
I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.
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When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.
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N. An alcoholic pothead.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.
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