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Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

by Manny223 October 6, 2019


Assault Weapon

A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.

"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "

by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018

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assault weapon

Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.

Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous

by Dan March 2, 2004

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Assault Weapon

Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.

Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.

That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!

What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.

by ZMWilson May 13, 2020

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assault weapon

Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.

"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."

by 1Spectre4U November 12, 2003

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Nerd Assault

Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.

Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."

by McFrattin Nugget July 26, 2011


assault weapon

An amorphous term coined by those who support gun control. Applied to semi-automatic weapons that cosmetically resemble fully automatic firearms.

When gun manufacturers began making these so-called assault weapons without the things that made them look menacing, the gun grabbers cried that a "loophole" was found. Well, duh...they would be the last to see that the changes were cosmetic in nature.

by tradesman February 10, 2005

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