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1. A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them.
2. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol.
3. To be embarassing or embarassed by your actions.
Also see Assclownery
Synanyms: Bafoon, Buttclown, Drunkard
1. Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt.
2. If these girls don't leave with us, let's just get hammered and act like a bunch of assclowns.
3. I feel like an assclown after seeing thos pictures of last night.
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Someone who repeatedly makes an ass out of themselves to the point that others find it laughable. They are usually the last to realize how moronic they sound when they are trying to sound intelligent.
See "Jimmy Kimmel"
Jimmy Kimmel is an assclown.
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Donald Trump is a low-IQ individual who emits a constant stream of BS comments, infuriates every one with his pathological lying and narcissism, and blithely unaware that every sane person in the whole-wide-world hates him for this ... he is a total assclown!
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a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them
When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.
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get back assclown, you don't know how to do that!
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Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown
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A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.
Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.
Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"
Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."
Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."