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When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.
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When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.
A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
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Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.
Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!
Person 2: How do you know it went that high?
Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!
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Put down; equivalent to the likes of 'He got owned' or 'She got Pwned'.
Plays on the idea that when selling something at an auction. One usually has to accept any bid, no matter how low it may be.
In other words, your being sold off for small change.
Tex: Yo dawg, did you see the Title Fight last night? The Rattler totally got his ass taken to auction!
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A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.
Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!
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When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.
Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?