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1)a person who is having rough sex, with only one person. Only open for buisness to one.
2)a nice way of saying I am single and have no one.
"I'm so not available with him."
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Something that doesn't exist in this generation.
Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?
Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.
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An Available Hole (noun) will 'put out' indiscriminately. Male or Female, they tend to be morally bereft and devoid of substantive thought.
They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.
An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.
Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.
Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
A: Hey man, ya know that Salli? She's a right goer, had her last night..
B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!
C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins
A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
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The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
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...aparently..
(do people really have nothing better to do than write random definitions about shit on this website???)
Example should include the word "Now available"
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abbreviations of totally and available
My car is totes avail Friday night if you need to borrow it.
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A type of heuristic (mental shortcut, as opposed to algorithm) that involves using the most mentally immediate information.
Alternatively, a shortcut in mate selection in which one chooses whoever happens to be available.
I fell prey to my availability heuristic in deciding which restaurant to go to. Subway again, I guess.