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Backsplash

The small spot of a woman's lower back where a man deposits his spooge when he is too poor to support a child with a woman he just met.

backsplash spooge

by Shane597 November 2, 2010

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Backsplash

That moment when you take a gigantic shit, causing the toilet water to splash on your ass. Could Potentially gives you awkward boners when you drop another load down the toilet.

That backsplash felt nasty as fuck.

by Electric February 1, 2017


Backsplash

When you're taking a piss at 3am on a school night and it deflects off the seat, only to hit you directly in the knees/shins.

I explained that the cause of my moist jeans was "Backsplash"

by GravyMello March 7, 2019


backsplasher

When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back

HOT!!! i just got a backsplasher and now it looks like i took a shower

by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010

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Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 13, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bubbler BackSplash

The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.

Dude, Joe's bong is so small I get Bubbler BackSplash every time I smoke out of it.

by kejo66 November 28, 2007


Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 3, 2013