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the result of throwing up
as I exited the saloon I stepped in a pile of barf
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The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.
I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing
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Barfolomew! I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
1) It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
2) Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
3) They've gone to plaid!
4) Nice dissolve.
5) Always when I'm eating...!
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The thing that medicine companies make "fruit" taste like
Ok but why tho? Cherry taste > medicine barf cherry taste
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a person that expels undigested food, beer, and consumable items after drinking in excess.
"Hey Barf you ok? You have been near the toilet for a while."
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Bitch At Rest Face : when a women's face in it's natural rest position gives you that "she's a bitch" vibe.
Yo, Mary was straight wearing a BARF during the meeting today, but I would still tap dat.
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Unlike the literal meaning of throwing up, BARF can mean anything from disgust to shock. Created at loretto abbey CSS
disgust- "OMG BARF! Look at that cameltoe!"
shock- " She hooked up with him? BARF!"
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