Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

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heh...dogs barking

An example of someone who reckons dogs barking in a dream is very common and doesn't sound odd.

My friend said it to me once

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Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

Operation Dog Bark

When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.

That girl says she doesn’t swallow. What a waste. Time for operation dog bark.

Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.

Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.