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See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
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Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"
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When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.
I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!
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A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
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When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
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Another name for a short yet loud fart
*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders
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