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What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.
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originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity
Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting)
Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness
male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah
female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom
VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods
VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds
A nice place to have sex specially under the shower.
mayne it ws fun fucking dat bitch in d bathroom.
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A placer where you take a shit, Pee, Vomit, jerk off, and all that shit
Oh shit Im Horny let me take some lube and this porn mag
I gotta take a shit, can you say bathroom.
Shit dude, don't pee on the bush go to the bathroom
Shit dude you drank a 5th of Vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom
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what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.
dude 1: "may i have the bathroom pass?"
teacher: "yes u may"
dude 1: "dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom"
dude 2: "so ill make sure my phone is on, right?"
dude 1: "ya pretty much"
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It's where all the dicks hang out
Guy 1 - Hey I'll be back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom.
Guy 2 - Use caution, I hear it's where all the dicks hang out.
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Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"
1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!"
2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"
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