slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

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SM water tastes like water

A Crackhead basically saying water tastes like water

W: it tastes like water

W and Y: SM water tastes like water

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your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

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like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

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that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

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Runs out like tap water

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

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floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food

“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”