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A small city located in the northern suburbs of NYC. Also called the tree-city, it has many art gallerys and restaurants. Some people say the people in Beacon "hate gays and autistic people, and they only send their kids to Catholic schools..." but this is not true. Beacon is a very nice and welcoming city in which many people visit. Beacon is the almost polar opposite to newburgh which has many gangs and crimes. I love to walk around Main Street and visit the shops. And on the second Saturday of every month, all the gallerys stay open late and put out new items for display.
Hey dude, look at the top definition for Beacon on UD. It says we hate gays and we're super religious.-Matt
looks up from coffee
Dude, that's not right. Beacon is just full of hipsters and
artists. Looks like someone hates trees. Right Dave?-Devin
Pulls off nerd glasses
I'm not a hipster! Yeah yeah sure, trees yeah. Now shush guys, I'm trying to get past this level!-Dave
What are you even playing?-Matt
Doctor Who episode 4: Shadows of the Vashta Nerada.-Dave
Hipster......-Devin & Matt
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The one extremely hot chick in your office that is otherwise fugly excluding her.
"Damn, everybody we work with is not attractive. There's nobody worth even hitting on at the company holiday party."
"Don't forget about Jamie, that beacon in the payroll department."
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1) A resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. The resteraunt is mostly famous for it's (very) sweet beacon iced tea. They also have a lot of greasy food there. Even their salads are greasy. They also have good ice cream there. They are also famous for employee JC Strobel, whose famous catchphrase "CALL IT!" which he yells out when it is someone's turn to order. Instead of ordering a "deluxe" plate, they call it an "a-plenty."
2) A really good resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. Enough said.
"I got a chili cheese a-plenty at the beacon."
Mom "I think they put way too much sugar in their tea at the beacon"
Me "Nonsense. I love it."
Out of towner "Who's that guy who keeps yelling 'Call it?'"
Me "That's JC Strobel, he's an essential cornerstone of the beacon."
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a term in automobiles, when describing a bright colored car or truck, which are often very underpowered, and suck $ for $- see also my friends 1500
dude your trucks a total beacon "no way its a work truck", work truck you say what part of it does work, its color is gayman blue, and its 4.3 V-6 belongs in a S-10 (no offense to chevys i own 1 myself)
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A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
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A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?
Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon