polish bike ride

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.

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Lebanese Bike Ride

When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time

I will give her a Lebanese Bike Ride

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naked bike ride

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested

Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

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The Spicy Bike Ride

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.

I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

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swedish bike ride

Anal sex while standing.

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.

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naughty bike ride

Founded in the noughties by a group from Kempshott, Basingstoke, the idea of a naughty bike ride is to pedal around the surrounding villages around Basingstoke and every two or three miles, jump off the bike and do five minutes of intense workout. Apparently, after a couple of hours of this and you are truly shagged out.

Come on Lads, Let's go for a naughty bike ride!

or

My arse hurts after that naughty bike ride

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turkish bike ride

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider