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THE WORST CLASS EVER! IT WILL MAKE YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR SUCK!!!! I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW.....IT'S 3AM.......CRAP!
me shooting myself in the face with biology.
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The world's most evil science. The so called study of life. Is actually a breakaway sect which originally practised Satanism but found that to be too righteous. Biology was created so that those hardcore Satanists could have a morally free and corrupt society in which they could also use Science.
1. I have Biology classes next. I believe I will be sacrificed to the one eyed demon Biology god.
2. A Biology camp is the most efficient and sadistic form of torture.
3. Emos who do Biology are so traumatised they stop self harming and become functional members of society.
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the study of staying away from the buisness end of a large animal
It's a good thing I took that Marine Biology course, otherwise that Tiger shark would have totaly kicked my ass.
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The most boring subiect ever, taught by a teacher wif a lisp and has face spasms. Most of the time u learn nothing.
Ah, I don't need to know about osmosis in plant cells- hey, a packet of sponges is under this desk- lets chuck 'em!
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a subject that causes pain to students who take it
im going to bomb the retarded ass biology midterm tomorrow
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One of the more useless sciences where one learns of the ways in which life came to be and how it has changed over time. also of how organisms reproduce, and engage in all the precesses that are necesary for the continucane of thier own lives and that of thier fellow species. also known for the completely eccentric teachers who preach it like its the love of ther lives and who endlessly enjoy nothing more than knowing how organisms live.
completely inferior to other sciences such as Chemistry and Physics, but is still usefull for a few laughs
Biology is easy to understand, but i dont care how vertebrates
digest thier food, i just want to know how to blow stuff up!!!
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Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.
Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.
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