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1. A large impressive penis always ready for action.
2. A massive German battleship in World War II.
1. "His dick is a fucking Bismarck."
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Transitive verb. To slap an object or person with one's manhood, esp. as a means of personal or sexual gratification, or to mark the object as one's own.
Andrew: I'm going to bismarck David Attenborough's door!
James: Why?
Andrew: As a means of personal or sexual gratification, or to mark the object as my own.
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Pay no mind all of the other definitions here involving penile slapping or other perverted juvenile hoohah, Bismarck is a town in south central North Dakota (and named after Otto Von Bismarck) that is also the state capital, but this is really all it has going for it. It's the 2nd largest city in ND, (with Fargo being #1), but it has the provincial mindset of a town a tenth of its size.
Bismarck (also known either as the "Bizzo", "Bis-bang" or "Bisquick") is a quite boring, convervative-minded, extremely philistine, & white-bread town where people aged 18-35 are conspicuously absent, mainly because they have all moved away to other more intellectually & culturally superior cities (mainly to go to school there), namely Fargo, Minneapolis, Seattle, Chicago, etc. The majority of the population that live in Bismarck are all either soccer-mom-type families and the middle-aged to elderly, making for less than a "hip" city (for want of a better term).
Bismarck is a depressing, bland shithole, however, it is quite a clean, quiet, and near crime-free city, but that's it. There are no clubs or decent music venues, no decent art museums, no Thai restaurants, no bohemian/intellectual aspects at all, just the same old tired soccer-mom & blue-collar-barfly-catering interests, (however, the "Urban Harvest" festival held downtown every summer is somewhat of a refreshing exception to this). The only form of recreation around here is either getting drunk, or driving up and down Main St. downtown continuously, ad nauseaum, wasting gasoline.
Also, the music scene here is quite disappointing, its mainly middle-aged (once again) bar-playing cover bands doing covers of 70s "classic rock" tunes, and white blues players, although there are a few exceptions. However, the music scene here 10 years ago (around 97-98) was quite impressive (even giving Fargo or Minot's scenes a run for their respective monies), with quite a few punk/metal/indie/electronic groups. But alas, this was soon to come to an end with all the people involved in these bands moving far away from here later on :(.
Bismarck is a great place to live, if you want to be bored to insanity, or to be deprived of anything of cultural/intellectual significance. What can I say, Bismarck is quite a middle-aged city if there ever was one. I'd leave this city in a heartbeat, but it seems like I'm perpetually impoverished to afford a move...
I live in Bismarck. Please kill me.
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(noun) The act of ejaculating in a chick's eye and then punching it shut so the resulting scene resembles the Iron Chancellor's famous monacle.
(verb) 'to bismark'
My girl's been complaining about the toilet seat lately, so I'm gonna give her a Bismarck tonight.
Her eye was shut for three days after I Bismarcked her!
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Slapping someone across the face with your semi flaccid penis. In order to leave a dick shaped bruise on the face.
I bismarcked Jane while she was asleep.
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The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".
Hey, I gave her a Bismarck last night she won't forget in a hurry.
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Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day
To what extent does Bismarck deserve the credit for the erection of Germany?
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