Resting Bitch Voice

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.

Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.

Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?

Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.

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Resting Bitch Voice (RBV)

\ ˈre-stiŋ bich ˈvȯis\

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) is a colloquialism in the fashion of "Resting Bitch Face (RBF)"

The event occurs when someone says something in a monotone and snarky way without knowing they said it.

One may imagine if a "Karen" started to speak. She may have resting bitch face AND resting bitch voice.

Cory: Why did you do it THAT way?!
Carter: Be careful, you are speaking with Resting Bitch Voice (RBV)

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